carryonmywincestsounds:

astrid-undying-loyalty replied to your post: //Astrid is getting real sexually frustrated with your posts

you can be a little shit as the Midgard saying goes

I will call you Dollie.

The level of cleverness in such a petname is astoundingly low. So much so, it is possible one has entered the negative numbers.

pizzasnachosbutts:

i think walmart got new candles

Really? How can you tell?