-tattoos a bird on your shoulder and walks away-

Hmm… all right.

*starts repeatedly poking his cheek*

My turn.

Val hid in the woods near the house, checking her weapons. This was easily the weirdest job she’d ever taken–what the Hel even /was/ a “Slenderman,” anyway? But the pay was good, and even if it turned out to be a glorified snipe hunt, at least it was something to do. Satisfied that everything was in place, she made her way through the trees almost silently.

Excuse me, miss… *he taps her shoulder* …you left this in my backyard. *hands her one of her traps she had set up*

((OOC: Send Slender!Dalie some questions, please? This is the last day he’s Slenderman. XD ))

“Point taken. Keep those /things/ away from me.” Detta shuddered involuntarily and backed away. “Dalie still on his vacation, then?”

Yes, perhaps he likes it.

“What gives with the octopi? They’re kind of creepy, what with the tentacles and all.”

Oh… nothing.

I̭̦̠̠ͫ̾̌ͤ̑ͭ͘ ̴ͭ͌͛̀́w̯̩̝͈̼̒̂ͫ̾o͈̜̲̙̲̞͙̒͋u̪̣̠͎̲̭͋̏͜ͅl̟̮̠̲̞̜̝͛̅̌̑͆ͥd͎̲̐̈́̐͐̉ͥͫ ̴̈͑̂̏͆ͩͤs͇̭̫͇̣̺ͤ̀̾u̸̠̯͍g̨̥̮̬̩̘̑ͥ̐̿ͥg̊͑͏̗e͎̘͉̻͇͓̾̑̀̕ṣ̰ͮ͒́͟t̷̠̹̮̖̳̗̱̀̑͊̓ ̳̗̞̠̝̆̾̅͆͂̎͟ṭ̘̊̏͌o̡̼̜͍͉̟̩͐ s͙t̗̯̀a̬͕̱̓̈́̑̌r̵͗̑ͮͩ͗̒̎t̜̖̩̳ͯ̾̈́̏̓ ̺̝̳̖͓ͤ͐r̥̞̗ͧ̈̐̚ụ͗͗n̙̭̫͕͉̜̊̔͂̏͆n͇͍͓̟͖̣͑͟i̱̝̭̯̼̬n͍̲̟ͮͮ̒ͪg̓̂̆̀.̵ ͆
̟̗̺̭͇͎̌ͣ̚B̙͙̝̗̱̔̉̊̉͑ͬ̃͢u̪̪̝͙ͥͤ̾̍̚t̂̀͊̓̈͗̌͘ ̛̬̦̳̩̿̾ͪ̃͆̄r̰̹͈̝̩̽u҉̰͇͎ͅn͔͐͋̌̓̅͂n̗͍̼͕̜̭̭ǐ͇̌̌ͣ͋̎̀n͔̱̘̪ͨ̇̃̆̽g͍͑ͧ̚ ̋͌͛͒͋̉̌f͉̟̬̜̭͕͎́ͮͬ̌̒̈́r͇̲̣͚͂o̟͐ͫ̾̾̐͂ͦm̓͗͛̅ͮ̕ ̲̦̊̽ͨͬ̔͐a͇͉͕̩̾̍̏̈̐ͥ̕ ̫͕̊͌ͧṯ̠e̥ͪ͆lͧ҉͍ẹ͙͇͍̥̳̥͊p͕̝͛̈́̊̆̓ͥͅo͈̠̜̠̮̓ͩ̄́r̙͚̬̰ͭ̐͜t̺͋̒ͬ̒̌̾͟ȩ͔̖͍̟̝̈́̓͌ͦr͎̼͉̀ ̔s̼̮̅͐̑e̴͖̦̳̼͎͖̣̒e̹̬̙̬͇̹̿ͫ̿̒͛͂͠m̼̪̗̩̣̰̣̈̔͐s̠̻͉̳̹̰ͯ ̯͋̑r̍ͪ͐͗̈́ả̘̹̻͖͍̘̒tͤ͛͑ͮͬ̓̽ͅĥ̷͉͚̻̻̝̠̣͊ͯ̑̀eͦ͗̋r̟͖̦̞̻̝͞ͅ ̰̳̞̫̳͈̟̃ͤ͠p̟̙̞͖̭̟̑ͅo̧̪̞ͩͬ͛͌͌̑i̟͈̝n̹͓̦̹̩͔͖͌͐ͬ̃ͮ͟ţ̹̘̉̎̽l̤̼͔̝̹͐̎͛ͫ̓ͫͥe̟͕̦̦ͩ̈́̾̐̍ṣ̪ͦͭ̚͝s̼͎̬̘̲͔͐͑ͨ.̲̯͚̠̬̺͚̐̀̓̕

ohhh dalie! are you back to normal yet? *peeks head around the corner her blackened eyes scanning the room*

I am curious to know what is n̗̻̼͗̆̂͂̽̅o̪̲̱̤̒̓̊͗ͦ̓̿ṛ̛̦͉ͧͩ̑̾m͍̣̭̋̃̍͒̏͐a̷̭̺͂ͦͬͫl̻̤̙̺͗ͧ̎ͧ to you exactly, deary?

“Slender…what?”

Ǐ͈̈́̾ ̖͕̮͍̬̈̽ͅg͉̩ͧ̑o̖̗ ̻̙̖͇̤͙̥̽̿̿̐͒b́̾͛ͬ́͋y͓̑ͧ̓̊ ͖̲̃ͣ͑͂m̅̒a͚̰̟̎n͚̓̎̊ͦy̥̝̠͖͛̒͋ͪ̈́ͭͧ ͈ͣ͊n̐̋̓ͩ̈͊̇á̮͂̑͛m͇̗̪͗̄ͫ̾ͫͤĕ̙̜̫̬ͫͤṣ̳̜͍̟̞̄̎͊.̭̯̲͇ͫ ̜̉̏̑
̼̺ͣ̾S̳ͧͨͩͭͪ̒l̖̞̗̥͐͗̾̃̇e͙̞͕͒ͪͫ̉n̯͉̘̞d̪͎͎̤̎͂͒ͥe͎̪ͦͪ̃ͣ̇̈́r̫̗͇ͤ͌͛͗͋m͇̥̦̗͒ͥ̎ͮͯͅͅa̋ͮ̐̚n̥̙͚̹͙̱̭͆ͦ ͚͈̦̜̊̂̂ͅi̥̮̼͇̭͚̫ͯ̏͒͐s̬͓͎͙͑͒͒̏͗̋͊ ̭̱̦̖͆͌ͫͅͅm͉̗̳̔ͅo̰̮̭̗ͅs͚̃ͫ͐͗ͭͅt͍̮̗̻̱̘̑ͥͨ̾̒ ̼̓ͭ̋c̜o͙͕͚m̭̖͍̳̤m̅̒̈́̍̍o͇ͮ̈́̾͛̿n̩̲̘ͪ͐͌.͓̥͕̩̣͉̱̄ͯ͛͋̅̓
͉̖͚͔̥̔ͬ̿̔T͇̠̙̫̝͈̰͑ͧ̿̆h͍͕̻̳̪o̺͕̞͖ͅͅu͔̟͔͇̫̻g̲͉ͧ̈́ͭhͮ̇͐̔ͧͦ ̹̮̣͍͔̱̳͐̇̍I̺͉̻̥̝͋ͯ̎̍̏̓ ̽̇̍̓͐̇a̠̥̲̳̱͑ͧm̱̖͙ͭ ̘̓ä̖̗̻̺́ͭl͖͕̳̦̺̫̬sͪ́̒ͥ̉o͇̗̬̝͉ͮ̈̍ͪ̽̐ ̖͇̙͓̼̝͎́̍̒tͣh̜͖ͬͅé̲̘̮̼͔̯̻ͪ̀̐ ͓͖̮̺͔͉̼͋̄͑̐ͯͫ̈T̲ͯ̿ͤ͑̔a̻̹͎͔̠̓̾̀ͩ̓͗̎lͬḽ͇̮͎̣̇͗͗ ̝̗͍̰̭̓͒̅̊͗M̫̝̠̝̦͎͔a̻̣ͨ̆ͨn͙͐.̱̜̰ͥ̈̅ͪ͋ͬ̇
͚̯̖͖͎̲ͭ͒̄̐͐̉̆T̽̏h̻͍̱̤̞̣̿ͬͫ̂ͦͅe̟͕̩̼̦ͪ̀ͯ͊̑̏ͦ ̰͇̅P̪̟͇ͮ̇͒ͧͭa̱̺͉̩̠͆̄̅̎l̪̔̆̏ͣͬ̚ȅ͖̎ͫ ̜̦̠̯̭͉͌O͕̰̎̅ͩ͗ͅn͍̿̑̏ͦ̍̊e͋̔͋͆ͬ̑ͦ.̩̯͈͖̝͔̙̍̒ͬ
̥̫̬̊͗͒ͬ̊̽̄T͔̤͕̊ͪ̍̒̋h͎̜̱̅̍̃̊e̟͈̘͔̲̗ͫ͆ͧ̆̅͐̐ͅ ̼͈͍̳̥͔ͫOͩ͂͂͒ͮͣ̂p̙̫̒̏̇ͦ̃e̹͔ͧ͐ř̘̰̎̏̑ȁ̖̓̒̐ͦt̓͋o̗̒ͩ͆ͯͯ̇r̰̱͗.̹̯͇̰̄ͧ̾ͧ͆ͤ
͕̰̇̔̐̾T̞̥̱̫̖̜̃̚h̘ͬ̿ȅ̘̟̚ ̺͇̈ͧ̓ͬ͗W̫̺̮̮̫̓̑̀̓̈̄ȟ͇̞ͪ̋î̘̰̤̲̍̍́̽̆t̲̺̙̰͕̞̘̋̐͛ͤ͌͒͌e͂ ̖̜̒K̪̲ͧ͌̇i̜̯͉̿́͗ͤ̅ͪ̚n̝̣̫̹͕̖ͭg̭̞̱̤͐ͨ͑ͨͧͨ.̹̙̳ͩ̐̿̈̈́
̾̔͆D̲̠͐̄͆ě͙̖ͭ̀̄͐̓̄r̼͕̜̞ ̩̯̲̙̟̫̘͗̌ͯ̏Gͅr̔͒̔o̝̹͚͔͕͔̲̒̂ͭ͂̃̚ß̜͙̣͔̭̘̭͋͋͛m̗͂̓̊ͦͅa̓n̟̋͒͆ͩn͍̣̫͈̈̈̂͗ͥͦ.̘͉̫̳̲̬ͨ̂̐͐
͙͉͌Ṣ̮͌o̰̰͓ͮͫͨͯm̮̼̞̫͈̦̌e̹̜͈̎͛ͨ̇͋ͣͅt̮̻̘͇̦͈̍͌̐ͪ̿ͦ̃ì̗̰̀ͫ̏́m͓̈ͩḛ͒͌s͎̯͉̭̰̱͐͌̓̎̊ͮͯ ̘̤̮͕͍̺̮͗I̬͍̤͈ ̬͍̳͈͓͂̋ͭͅa̖͍̪ͬ͆̍̋m̖͙̜̬͆̊ͬ̏ͦ̒ ͙̗̣̪ͥ̀͊ͮ͂c͌͌̔ȁͣl̿̐ͪ͊͗ĺ͔́̃ͫĕ̅͛ͬd̙̫͖͚ ̲̌̒̆ͮ̚ͅM̱̣̭̖â̹̜̯͔̲̞͙̓s͎̟̗̟̫̥t͍̹̪̗̲̻̑ͦe̬̤͕̭̰̙̤̋͌r̯̱͆̋ͪͮ͂͗.̻͓̙̄ͩ́ͪͨͬͥͅ
̫̼̹̱Ȃ̞͕̻̬͔͉̑̆̇n̞̞͖͌d͍̲̳̯͍͛ͪ̽ ̳̳͙͕ͩͬ̂̅̒̋͗s̮̻̤o̜̦̱̭͔̤̔ͨ̚ͅm͍̬̲̿̓́e̩̊͆ͤț̹̬͚̽̿ͦ͂͆i̲̰͛̀̉̿̿́mͦ͂͛e̘͕͖̭̔̍͋s̯̙̹͔ͥͨͧ͂ ̲̞̩̻̑͂̒I̼̓͆͒͗͌̔̌ ̬̲ͩ̌̿a͈ḿ̑̒ ̳̮̙̙̃̈́͊̒̊ͅś͋ͣ̓ͫ̃̔i̜̝̖̞̲̙͎͒m̪͖̟p̗̠͉͍͔̅̄ͯͨl̲̅̓̎̍̉͋̚y͎͓̎͛̉ͪͥ̈́ͭ ̲͎̫̞̩͐̎͋c͚̥̙̠̈́̇ͅa͆ͩ̐ͩl̀̽l̰̖̤̅ͩ͌̉e̩̱̗̱̣̰d͔̲̣̭͇̳̩͑̔̈ ̩̬̥̹̽͌Ṩ̰̖͖͖̒ͦͧl̘ͥ̊̍̾ĕ͙̮̏̐͆̽̅̅n̻̗͔͎͍̮d̪̓̆́ͫ̂e̘̮͖̻̦̋ͧrͬ̓ͤ̂̃̌.̤͕̬̒ͨͅ

Eat your heart.

P̪̭̄̑ͣ̾̈̽͟r͈͙̮̅̊̋ơͤx͚̻̜̹̖̉ͭ͋y͏̯̻̖̫̘ͅ ̡̠ͮ̅̈́h̹̪͚̗̠͉̉͂̃̿̾a̘̣ͤs̼̫͕͍̜͗́͢ͅ ̶̮̦͈̻͕͈̦̽̇ͤi͖̤͎̱̟͋̏ͪ͋̏͞n̞̲̎ţ̦̩͚͚͚̎̍ͨ̐͐͊̃eͪͨ̔҉̩̩r̬ͬ̾ē̥̪͑́̊̋́s̒̃͌t̫̞̬̩̠̻͖̓̌ͫͭ͝ ̝̠̟̣̹̟̝y̞̰͚̱͉͙̠͂̏̇̏̉̀e̱̝̓͋s͓̖̺̖̰ͤ͐̈́.̪̗̬̀̈̿ͪ̌
̠̹̭͎͙̠͆ͧB̥̣̙͔̈́u̥͖͚̟̳̻ͪͫ͛ͅt̹̠ͫ́ͯ ̲͎͍̪̰ͤ͑ͫ̒I̳̻ͨ̉͜ ̧̄ͮ͋s̱͙̠̬̦̟͢ͅa͚̼͔̝ͧͯ̄̌y̧̪͉̝ͧ ̬̫͖͚̼͔̉ͫͧ͡n̢o̒.̝̲̠̖͓̃͆̓ͥͫ̂