Liefully is: Comic!Loki power level
Dalie is: a bit higher than Comic!Loki power level
Wicked is: HOLY!SHIT!SATAN!THIS IS NOT A DRILL!DID WE UNLEASH CTHULU!Loki.

I think I shall just stay in the house for the rest of the day… This pregnancy is rather taxing on me.

You should have kept your legs closed, you whore.

*Casually leaves this link here*

Just sign in as a guest and pick a moniker for yourself. (It would be preferable if you used your tumblr username~)

All are welcome to attend~ 

*Casually leaves this link here*

hootaloo:

bowrll:

mortisreptus:

fireskink:

sweet-bitsy:

alltailnolegs:

mcsprankles:

idcsam:

shadow-pop:

whatisagorman:

snakelet:

this is 911 state your emergency

YES I NEED HELP IMMEDIATELY I CAN’T FIND MY LIZARD

911 I THINK MY LIZARD IS BROKEN

YOU THINK YOU’VE GOT PROBLEMS? MY PHONE SEEMS TO HAVE LOST IT’S LEGS

911 I CAN’T GET MY PHONE OFF THE RECEIVER

MA’AM YOUR PHONE NEEDS TO BE IN THE UNLOCKED POSITION AND MAY NEED TO BE PROVIDED WITH ADDITIONAL HARDWARE TO FUNCTION CORRECTLY.

Signal boost

YES HELLO 911 CAN YOU HEAR ME I DROPPED MY HEADSET IN THE WATER DO YOU READ

TO BE HONEST 911, I AM NOT SURE WHAT MY PHONE IS DOING

911 MY PHONE IS FACING THE WRONG WAY AND I CAN’T GET IT TO TURN AROUND.

yes 911 hello all these people are crazy

yes 911 hello I need this on my blog because reasons

NO YOU GUYS

YOU GUYS DO NOT UNDERSTAND HOW EXCITE I AM

OMG LIEFULLY IS HAPPY RIGHT NOW

HE IS NOT DEPRESSED

HE IS LIKE SMILING

AND EVERYTHING IS GOOD

SDGHDFGHFEGDEFHGDFGH

I AM SO EXCITE

YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH I MISSED LIEFULLY

glorious-godofchaos:

ooc;

I keep

Losing

Followers

Whyyy?

I lost two on Liefully and I’m like “What’d he do? HE’S ABOUT TO BE HAPPY AGAIN, GUYS. NOOOO, DON’T LEAVE.” 

lokidemandsyourasks:

All of the above.

glorious-godofchaos:

freeyoufromfreedom:

glorious-godofchaos:

freeyoufromfreedom replied to your post: FMK – Icy, Freeyou, Dalie

……Never again.

Well I certainly was not going to fuck Dalie. There was not much choice in this question. I do not wish for us to bed again, either.

Why not? He’s rather good.

She is disgusting and repulsive. I find no attraction to her nor do I wish to see what it would be like to bed her.

FreeYou: *Casually whipped by Dalie*

NICE 

LMAO 

loki-forever:

You were made to be ruled.